CineMassacre: The Top Five Movies About Making Movies

Posted December 8, 2009 | Views: 3,120

Hilarity often ensues when filmmakers tackle what they know best.

The Top 10 Movies We Dare You to Watch

Posted December 7, 2009 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 1,896

In this day and age when marketing for just about every movie does everything it can to get you to go to their films short of showing up at your house and giving you a full body massage (give them a year), there are some films that succeed in accomplishing the opposite. They are so violent,...

The Top 10 Kids Movies with Liberal Agendas

Posted December 2, 2009 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 4,324

We're all for movies that try to teach kids important lessons about the world that surrounds them. But some of them push that message so far down their throat that movie theaters should come with first aid posters showing parents the proper way to do the Heimlich maneuver.

The Top Eight Safety Attempts That Totally Backfired

Posted December 1, 2009 | By Theta1138 | Views: 354

It's a rule: any kind of technology will have unexpected side effects.  Just like nobody thought UNIVAC would wind up destroying the music industry, or that YouTube would make cats more popular than humans, sometimes attempts to make things safer and more decent backfire.  Whether it's...

The Top 10 Kick-Ass Comic Books (That Ain't For Kids)

Posted November 30, 2009 | By G_Shakespeare | Views: 35,817

Ask the average person on the street about comics, and they'll probably think of Superman or Spider-Man. To the public at large, comics books are still something that kids (and adults who live in their parents' basements) read. But, in the famous words of Queen Elizabeth II, "that's bulls**t, dude."

The Top 10 Things Guys Are Thankful For

Posted November 25, 2009 | By bradiger | Views: 396

As we get ready to gather ‘round the dining table to gorge with our friends and family, we’re compelled to give thanks for our health, our loved ones, and general prosperity. But for every guy out there outwardly singing those generic praises, internally, there’s a slightly more...

The Top 10 Sports Personalities We'd Like to Have for Thanksgiving

Posted November 24, 2009 | By davidbreitman | Views: 447

Celebrating Thanksgiving with your family is never an enjoyable experience. Who's married? Whose kid is coming out of the closet? Is grandpa's new girlfriend a prostitute or just unsure whether or not family dinners are "bra optional" affairs? There's too much drama involved when loved ones get...

The Top Eight Video Game Bugs That Made the Game Better

Posted November 20, 2009 | By Theta1138 | Views: 3,192

It's no secret game companies sometimes put out a broken game on the shelves.  But for every game-breaking nightmare you have to download a patch to fix, there are bugs you want to hang onto.  Whether it's flying frogs, crashing planes, or filling a room with watermelons, here are the...

The Top 10 Least Stealthy Superhero Vehicles

Posted November 17, 2009 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 731

They were designed to be the fastest, most responsive, and best-equipped transport vehicles in the history of mankind, but their sheer bulkiness and lack of seduction makes them impervious to one thing...you can see them from outer f***ng space.

The Top 10 Celebrities Who Enlisted in the Military

Posted November 10, 2009 | By davidbreitman | Views: 31,262

The United States Military has a decorated history of attracting the most exceptional men and women throughout the nation, including many of this country’s most well-known and successful citizens. In honor of Veterans Day, here’s a look at 10 famous Americans who not only served their...