CineMassacre's Top 30 Favorite Films - Part I

Posted March 18, 2010 | Views: 4,329

James Rolfe begins the herculean task of picking his favorite flicks of all time.

The Top 10 Wussiest Robots

Posted March 18, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 1,869

Robots have long possessed a sense of mystique because they were created with the understanding that they would serve man, but their ability to do things twice as fast also makes them a force to be feared and respected. But these robots couldn't be feared or respected if they pooped nuclear...

The Top 10 Least Likeable College Basketball Teams

Posted March 17, 2010 | By davidbreitman | Views: 4,953

The buzzer-beating shots, crippling gambling losses, and universal expectation that business meetings are optional during close games makes March Madness the most magical time of the year. Unless, of course, any of these easily hatable teams end up with a “One Shining Moment” montage...

The Top Nine People Who Turned Away Greatness

Posted March 15, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 1,233

No one can predict the future. Anyone who claims they can is either a lying tool, trying to get on television, or both. So it's hard to fault some people for being a bit shortsighted and passing on things with a hint of success. These people, however, passed on things that were epicly huge.

The Top Seven Fast Food Items That Will Kick Your Ass

Posted March 11, 2010 | By bradiger | Views: 2,672

It's common knowledge that fast food isn't the healthiest stuff around. Yet it certainly isn't without its merits, either. It's convenient, cheap, and generally edible. But on a few occasions, the fast food Gods have handed down items so blatantly insane, it's a small miracle each time someone...

The Top 10 Acting One-Hit Wonders

Posted March 10, 2010 | By dsussman | Views: 9,665

Over the years, a number of actors have burst onto the scene as the "next big thing" but somehow just never reached the same heights when they first hit the big time. You would think being in a successful film would help keep you in the spotlight for quite some time. This list of thespians begs...

Top 10 Musical Muppets Moments

Posted March 9, 2010 | By atrismusic | Views: 91

 

50 Ways to Update RoboCop for the 21st Century

Posted March 8, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 694

The idea of a remake of the perennial '80s classic shoot 'em up "RoboCop" might sound like big screen blasphemy, but it's actually not a bad idea. So if the project gets off the ground, here are some suggestions on how to make it with a more modern feel.

The Top Eight Most Ridiculous Fanboy Freakouts

Posted March 5, 2010 | By G_Shakespeare | Views: 1,015

It's not easy enjoying pop culture. Some fans spend all their mental and spiritual energy on a particular movie, book, TV show, or comic. Of course most people don't care about minor or even major changes to things they like. But other people (real fans) freak out. Here are some of the most...

The Top 10 Video Game Levels from Hell

Posted March 4, 2010 | By bradiger | Views: 92

hell!