The Six Best Girlfriend Substitutes Technology Has To Offer

Posted August 13, 2010 | By G_Shakespeare | Views: 14,403

Finding and keeping a girlfriend can be a real pain. You have to leave the house, shower, and pretend you give a rat's ass about Lindsay Lohan. It's hard work! Sometimes (like when she makes you go apple picking with her jerky friends from college) being in a relationship seems like way more...

The Top Seven Unintentionally Homoerotic Action Movies

Posted August 12, 2010 | By TheJeffKelly | Views: 12,083

Let's face it, there are about two substantial reason why men love to go see action and buddy films. We like watching dudes bust each others balls, and we like to watch things get blowed up real good. That's about the extent of it. However, sometimes we get more than we bargained for, and...

The Top 10 Celebrity Film Portrayals

Posted August 10, 2010 | By | Views: 3,977

It seems like one of the surest ways to score an Oscar nomination is to play a real, flesh and blood, human being of historical significance, preferably a singer. Whether they were after that elusive gold gent or not, we've seen some pretty remarkable transformations over the years that have...

Mantenna - Monday, August 9

Posted August 9, 2010 | By | Views: 56

Snooki speaks out on her recent arrest, Inception's Cillian Murphy signs on for another big-budget thriller, and Russell Crowe gets dissed at one of his concerts...I'm starting with the Mantenna in the mirror!

The Nine Craziest Professional Sports Hazing Rituals

Posted August 9, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 4,711

Dallas Cowboys rookie Dez Bryant recently made waves by refusing to participate in his team’s traditional hazing ritual. The utter defiance of the NFL noob sent a shockwave across the sporting universe. How dare an overpaid, overindulged, and overexposed professional athlete act like a...

The Top Nine Fattest Coaches in Professional Sports

Posted August 4, 2010 | By davidbreitman | Views: 1,829

America's recently launched "War on Obesity" has claimed a lot of victims. Romeo Crennel, Ken Hitchcock, and Mark Mangino were all casualties of this senseless battle, while hundreds of others nervously await the judgmental hand of fate. Luckily, nine brave (and sugar-coated) souls are surviving...

The Top 10 Most Lucrative Careers for Morons

Posted August 3, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 8,684

Does the concept of learning a skill or a trade make your stomach quake? Do you lack the initiative and drive needed to become a success at a highly specialized career? School not your bag? There are actually hundreds of jobs that require little to no certification. These are the gigs...

The Eight Music Videos That Totally Missed the Point

Posted August 2, 2010 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,543

Music videos are noted for being weird, offbeat, and artistic, all of which are code for "ridiculous." Then there are the music videos that nobody actually bothered listening to the song before putting out.

The Top 10 Items You Won't Believe They Counterfeited

Posted July 29, 2010 | By Theta1138 | Views: 1,727

Counterfeit products are a real problem if you're charging offensive amounts of money for useless crap.  Nobody actually cries when Louis Vuitton loses a sale to a cheap knockoff, and not just because he's French.  But believe it or not, counterfeit products are a lot more common,...

Comic-Con 2010: The Top 10 Best Things at Comic-Con 2010

Posted July 28, 2010 | Views: 262

It wasn't easy, but we narrowed everything down to the essential 10!