CineMassacre: Top 10 Lost Horror Films

Posted October 14, 2010 | Views: 16,557

James Rolfe takes a look at some of the greatest horror films from the silent era lost to the sands of time.

The Top Eight Killer Kids in Movies

Posted October 12, 2010 | By G_Shakespeare | Views: 5,222

For the most part, kids in movies serve two vital, if annoying, roles. The first is to provide smart-alecky comments and act in a way only people who make movies think kids act. The second is to be sweet, cuddly, and precious. But some kids in the movies have more on their mind then snappy...

The 10 Beers We Dare You to Drink

Posted October 11, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 3,250

One of the most sacred gauntlets of man-dom is the “bar bet.” This glorious tradition of making your friends do stupid, dangerous, and sometimes lethal challenges in the name of defending their honor as a man cannot be dismissed. Next time one of your so-called “friends”...

The Top 10 Sexiest WNBA Players of All Time

Posted October 4, 2010 | By davidbreitman | Views: 33,548

Yes, the WNBA has attractive females. (Stop laughing. It’s true.) Just to prove it we’ve rounded up 10 of the best looking ones for your misogynistic judgment and inappropriate catcalls in the comments section.

The Top Six Craziest Movie Families

Posted October 1, 2010 | By G_Shakespeare | Views: 2,528

In most horror movies, there's usually one unstoppable dude who does the scaring. He freaks people out, kills them, eats them, or whatever other horrible thing movie bad guys do, and that's it.  That is unless you come from a crazy family. If you're one of the lucky few characters on this...

The 10 Famous People You Didn't Know Were Really Huge Badasses

Posted September 29, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 2,760

Looks can be deceiving. Just ask the woman you woke up next to who may or may not have a venereal disease, a very short-tempered pimp, or a penis. Likewise, some of the world's most daring and dangerous people often looked less threatening than an unarmed Girl Scout.

The Top 10 Greatest Horror Movie Weapons

Posted September 28, 2010 | By dsussman | Views: 7,942

Since the dawn of the horror genre, filmmakers have consistently come up with inventive ways to chop up an endless string of damsels in distress. They could’ve just left these film deaths to the imagination, but where's the fun in that? From knives to piano wire, these weapons are some of...

The Top 10 Ways to Make Your Package Seem Bigger

Posted September 24, 2010 | By girls | Views: 162,856

Americans are obsessed with big things. We like big cars, giant flat screen TVs, and supersized meals. But what about the size of our "package"? While the saying, “It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it” is quaint and cute, it’s hardly manly. It’s no wonder...

The 10 Most Pathetic Fumbles in Sports History

Posted September 20, 2010 | By DannyGallagher | Views: 2,276

Sports might seem like a complicated mesh of numerical stats, statistics, and federal drug statutes. But when you boil the whole thing down to its basic roots, most sports are about one thing: catching and holding the damn ball. These are the athletes with the biggest cardinal sins for breaking...

The Top 10 Greatest Horror Movie Soundtracks

Posted September 16, 2010 | By dsussman | Views: 16,464

Most great films are nothing without the right soundtrack. This seems to be most apparent in the horror genre. Every single one of the greatest horror films ever made has a soundtrack that is just as recognizable as the films’ characters and storylines.