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    <title>SPIKE Collection - Drunks</title>
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      <title>Drunkest Dude EVER</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/totally-wasted-guy/3270759</link>
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      <title>Phillies Fan Gets Clocked in the Head with a Bottle</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/phillies-fan-gets/3055266</link>
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      <title>Wasted Bathroom Break</title>
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      <title>Drunk Russian High Jumper</title>
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      <title>Lily Allen vs. Elton John!</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/lily-allen-vs-elton/3029030</link>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/video/lily-allen-vs-elton/3029030"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img4.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/3029030.jpg?width=168" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;An obviously drunk Lily Allen takes on the legendary pop star while presenting at GQ's Men Of The Year ceremony.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Runtime: 00 hrs 00 min 42 sec&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Totally Drunk Soccer Referee</title>
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      <title>The Redneck Robot</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/video/redneck-robot/2972988"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2972988.jpg?width=168" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;With mind and body altered by the mysterious properties of alcohol poisoning. He is transformed into the redneck robot. Resemblin With mind and body altered by the mysterious properties of alcohol poisoning. He is transformed into the redneck robot. Resembling a lethal idiot constructed entirely of alcohol, or a redneck that just drunk his body weight in booze and became a beer robot. Then he acts ignorant and passes out. Really funny twisted video. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Runtime: 00 hrs 00 min 57 sec&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Drunk Guy vs. Invisible Wall</title>
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      <title>Alcoholic or Normal College Student?</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/alcoholic-normal/2912063</link>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spike.com/video/alcoholic-normal/2912063"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2912063.jpg?width=168" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In order to prove to the Tyra Banks audience how much I'm not an alcoholic, I'm going to film myself drinking a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of champagne while standing by myself in my kitchen, then admitting I cheated on my boyfriend while drunk. Wait, was I trying to prove that I'm not an alcoholic? Whatever, I can barely even think right now, I'm hammered...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Runtime: 00 hrs 02 min 31 sec&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Why You Shouldn't Drink and Ride</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/why-you-shouldnt/2911076</link>
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      <title>Amy Winehouse Drunk at the MTV Europe Music Awards</title>
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      <title>Two Drunks Stealing a Log</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/two-drunks-stealing/2865044</link>
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      <title>Golf Cart DUI</title>
      <link>http://www.spike.com/video/golf-cart-dui/2862508</link>
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      <title>Hilarious DUI Test</title>
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      <title>Drunk in Custody</title>
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      <title>Johnni Ohm</title>
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      <title>Drunk Squirrel</title>
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      <title>Sharon Stone Scolds the Germans</title>
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      <title>Tara Reid Botches New Year's Countdown</title>
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      <title>Jeremias, the Drunk Linkin Park Fan</title>
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