A jokester laughs himself to death; a Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction; a hot dog thief chokes on a wiener; a pervert has an affair with a cow heart.
A harassing attorney shatters the glass ceiling; a Texan's hot wife give him the hives; a worker gets too close to a woodchipper; a sword swallower bites off more than he can chew.
A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.