A man cannot seem to understand why he was arrested, claiming that he was the victim since he had been assaulted by his female roommate. Confusion is sparked between the deputies over the gender of an arrested individual. A man claims to be part of the "international police and the BBC," is put into a holding cell after his inability to answer questions halts the booking process.
A bleeding woman is brought into custody after being hogtied in the backseat of a patrol car. A DUI arrest ends turns into an ordeal involving pepper spray and several officers. A man is brought in on a DUI charge following a road rage incident.
A man speaks alien languages, another sports devil-styled face paint, and a tuxedo-clad dude brags about his previous jail time. The circus could make a killing with this group.