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Death: A User's Manual - Episode 111

Aired: 03/30/2009 | Available Until: 03/9/2015 | Views: 20,988 | Comment

A fat man busts a gut; texters get their signals crossed; a boozing bozo gets blown; a bodybuilder gets juiced; a golfer takes a stroke; a thief's mission becomes impossible. (21:00)

1000 Ways to Die Episodes

I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up) - Episode 112

A jokester laughs himself to death; a Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction; a hot dog thief chokes on a wiener; a pervert has an affair with a cow heart.

Aired: 04/6/2009

Death: A User's Manual - Episode 111

A fat man busts a gut; texters get their signals crossed; a boozing bozo gets blown; a bodybuilder gets juiced; a golfer takes a stroke; a thief's mission becomes impossible.

Aired: 03/30/2009 Available until: 03/9/2015

Cure for the Common Death - Episode 110

Homemade fireworks don't work well; heavy metal rockers hit the floor; glowing women burn out; hard-core headbangers snort death; a scuba diver gets tanked.

Aired: 03/23/2009 Available until: 03/9/2015

Death Be Not Stupid - Episode 109

A paintballer goes bye-bye during a drive-by; a new diet eats you; a shy couple can't handle sex's pressure; a narcoleptic gets cooked; a jerk sleeps with the fishes.

Aired: 03/16/2009 Available until: 03/1/2015

The Good, the Bad and the Dead - Episode 108

An escaped prisoner ends up beached and leached; a showgirl faces her curtain call; a survivalist had only one job to do; a thief gets trashed; a fishing girl gets reeled in.

Aired: 03/9/2009 Available until: 03/1/2015

The Lighter Side of Death - Episode 107

Two dopers find the ultimate buzzkill; a couple likes it a little too raw; a magician runs out of magic; a farmhand gets buried; a confederate soldier won't rise again.

Aired: 03/2/2009 Available until: 02/23/2015

Death Gets Busy - Episode 106

A supermodel has an appetite for self-destruction; a blue-collar worker sees red; a porn addict gets blown away; a doctor's libido sends a patient to the morgue.

Aired: 02/22/2009 Available until: 02/23/2015

Unforced Errors - Episode 105

A harassing attorney shatters the glass ceiling; a Texan's hot wife give him the hives; a worker gets too close to a woodchipper; a sword swallower bites off more than he can chew.

Aired: 02/9/2009 Available until: 02/16/2015

Dead and Deader - Episode 104

A buzz junkie gets shocked; a player is hit by a bullet while hitting on women; a virgin is no match for a dominatrix; trailer trash gets gassed; a drunk goes bottoms up.

Aired: 02/16/2009 Available until: 02/16/2015

Death Over Easy - Episode 103

A smoker gets flamed; a beautiful dreamer can't wake up; a pool shot is too hard to swallow; furry fetishes turn fatal; a peeping Tom gets an eyeful.

Aired: 02/9/2009 Available until: 02/9/2015

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths - Episode 102

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.

Aired: 05/21/2008 Available until: 02/9/2015

Life Will Kill You - Episode 101

A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. A beer drinking gun enthusiast is no match for an angry rattlesnake. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider.

Aired: 05/14/2008 Available until: 02/3/2015