The life of the office holiday party meets her maker; a roid-filled road-rager gets impaled; a magician makes two drug-addicted burglars disappear. (20:31)
A strongman is outmatched; a woman gets drunk at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting; a garage sale takes a deadly turn; a pervert flashes the wrong soccer moms.
An angry spouse beats himself up; terrorists gas themselves; a survivalist fails to survive; death by fake tanning at the Jersey Shore.
A tennis player falls from grace; a sadistic bank loan officer succumbs to the pressure; a Taliban sniper takes his own best shot; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a jail break backfires.
A bird smuggler contracts the Avian Flu; a fitness instructor chokes on his words; coke mules die from their own supply; an ex-C.I.A. spook gets taken out with the trash.
The life of the office holiday party meets her maker; a roid-filled road-rager gets impaled; a magician makes two drug-addicted burglars disappear.
A black marketer finds new meaning in “hot goods”; a war on insects has unexpected casualties; a jealous ex makes a killer exit from a wedding.
Hipsters get bowled over; an abusive sweatshop owner gets taken down by his own toxic product; a manic mini-golfer loses more than the tournament.
The Freaky Ferret Festival ends with a fatality; fat man in a little swing; a boxer’s dangerous weight cut results in lights out.