A jokester laughs himself to death; a Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction; a hot dog thief chokes on a wiener; a pervert has an affair with a cow heart.
A paintballer goes bye-bye during a drive-by; a new diet eats you; a shy couple can't handle sex's pressure; a narcoleptic gets cooked; a jerk sleeps with the fishes.
A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.