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The Scorpion King (2002): Scorpion King, The (2002)
2:30pm
Battle Los Angeles (2011)
8:00pm
Cops: Bryce Dion Tribute
10:00pm
Cops: Perfume Takedown
10:30pm
Cops: Put Your Clothes Back On
11:00pm
Cops: Bryce Dion Tribute
12:30am
The Departed (2006): Departed, The (2006)
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PowerNation: Xtreme Off Road: Rock Bouncer Returns
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PowerNation: Engine Power: “Iron Animal 408”: Wicked Turbo Power
10:30am
PowerNation: Detroit Muscle: Hurst Olds: Aluminum Air Box
11:00am
Happy Gilmore (1996)
12:00pm
Happy Gilmore (1996)
1:10pm
Couples Retreat (2009)
2:00pm
Couples Retreat (2009)
4:18pm
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
5:00pm
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
7:30pm
Couples Retreat (2009)
8:00pm
Couples Retreat (2009)
10:37pm
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Full Episode

Tweets From The Dead - Episode 403

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Available Until: 09/30/2014 | Views: 89,929 | Comment

A black marketer finds new meaning in “hot goods”; a war on insects has unexpected casualties; a jealous ex makes a killer exit from a wedding. (20:30)

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1000 ways to die • explosions • season 4 • eviscerated • ghost hunters • hijacker

1000 Ways to Die Episodes

Death, The Final Frontier - Episode 408

A strongman is outmatched; a woman gets drunk at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting; a garage sale takes a deadly turn; a pervert flashes the wrong soccer moms.

Aired: 07/15/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

It's A Dead, Dead, Dead World - Episode 407

An angry spouse beats himself up; terrorists gas themselves; a survivalist fails to survive; death by fake tanning at the Jersey Shore.

Aired: 07/15/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

Crying Over Spilled Blood - Episode 406

A tennis player falls from grace; a sadistic bank loan officer succumbs to the pressure; a Taliban sniper takes his own best shot; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a jail break backfires.

Aired: 07/15/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

Death Certificates - Episode 405

A bird smuggler contracts the Avian Flu; a fitness instructor chokes on his words; coke mules die from their own supply; an ex-C.I.A. spook gets taken out with the trash.

Aired: 07/15/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

A New App Called Death - Episode 404

The life of the office holiday party meets her maker; a roid-filled road-rager gets impaled; a magician makes two drug-addicted burglars disappear.

Aired: 04/2/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

Tweets From The Dead - Episode 403

A black marketer finds new meaning in “hot goods”; a war on insects has unexpected casualties; a jealous ex makes a killer exit from a wedding.

Aired: 03/26/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

Think Globally, Die Locally - Episode 402

Hipsters get bowled over; an abusive sweatshop owner gets taken down by his own toxic product; a manic mini-golfer loses more than the tournament.

Aired: 03/19/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

Enter The Ferret - Episode 401

The Freaky Ferret Festival ends with a fatality; fat man in a little swing; a boxer’s dangerous weight cut results in lights out.

Aired: 03/12/2012 Available until: 09/30/2014

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