Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
An inside job sucks the air out of the room, a lame super hero tries to fly, a filmmaker becomes part of his shoot’em up, a girl wants to strangle her boss, an art snob falls during toast, and an emt gets a shock, all while a blogger gets a blog clot.
A disabled phony gets the shaft, a cryogenics scammer gets frozen out, a female oil wrestler goes down, a drivers' ed teacher loses control, while a bakery worker ices his own cake, a coal mining foreman explodes and a toxic woman swallows.
Cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, while an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns, and a drunk worker's pants explode.