A jokester laughs himself to death; a Japanese man bows out; a death row inmate has a delayed reaction; a hot dog thief chokes on a wiener; a pervert has an affair with a cow heart.
Two dopers find the ultimate buzzkill; a couple likes it a little too raw; a magician runs out of magic; a farmhand gets buried; a confederate soldier won't rise again.
A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead.