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The Top 7 Gadgets for Surviving the Wild

When it comes to the wilderness, survival is the name of the game. Who knows when you’ll be cast into a dire situation with only your wits and a sharpened bamboo pole to protect yourself? Before you plunge to your fiery doom, you'll need to know about the 7 gadgets you'll want if you're going to survive in the wilderness.

by Reverend Danger

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7. The M40 Survival Knife

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Even though the M40 Survival Knife costs only 10 cents, it may save you a whole lot of trouble.  In that regard, it's pretty similar to a condom.  The difference, of course, is that you can kill a bear with the knife. You can make this knife yourself...just cut a hacksaw blade in half with pliers, snip out a can opener, and sharpen the un-serrated edge with a belt sander.

6. DIY Bow and Arrow 

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Dude.  Cavemen made bows and arrows.  You’ve beaten Halo on Legendary.  I’m pretty sure you can handle it.  First, find yourself a straight piece of wood that looks too thick to be a bow and arrow. Then use your survival knife (you did bring that, didn’t you?) to whittle down the ends so they’re flexible. Notch the ends, then use your shoe lace to string it.  For arrows, sharpen the end of a stick and use either feathers or leaves for the back.  Attach them with glue (if you're lucky enough to have some) or by splitting the end and slipping them in.

5. Collapsible Survival Rifle 

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The Henry Arms AR-7 Survival Rifle breaks down and folds into its own stock so you can pack it in your backpack, the trunk of your car, or whatever conspicuous item you desire.  How convenient is that?  I want one of these little babies for apartment survival.  Dinner is over.  What about the dishes? Lock and load, “The dishes are done, man…” The survival rifle is also good if you’re leading a rebellion against the British. You can get it here for a little over $200. 

4. Life Saving Filtration Bottle

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You can survive for weeks without eating.  You can survive without water for a little over a week.  You need water and you need quite a bit especially if you’re going to be hunting animals and/or hiking your way back to civilization, a shower, and your Xbox.  To keep you wet in the wild, I recommend this filtration device from Life Saver Systems.  It’s so good it can filter your poo.  Seriously.  They say that.  Awesome.

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    1. x_xeon_x Posted on Nov 27 '08 at 9:24 AM

    Things that are ACTUALLY handy if your lost:

    Knife, compass, topo map (or GPS), lighter, pocket fisherman.



    If your in an area where the water polution is so bad you would actually need an expensive filtration unit for water, then chances are your close enough to a city to find your way back.



    Laptop charger is useless because if your lost in the bush you probably wouldnt have a laptop with you or a cellphone signal, and wouldnt have suscribed to a satilight service.



    If you have the time to file down a hacksaw blade you have time to goto walmart and pick up a nice bush knife for $20 bucks.



    AR-7 is useless. Good luck rabbit hunting with a rifle, easier said than done. Shoot a small bird with a .22LR round and it will pop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rri7uSrJWw&feature=related for example.



    Who the hell brings a shovel? Honestly. Who? "Oh were all saved because Dave brought his survival shovel" No. Daves a retard for buying that shovel for survival purposes. Dont exactly need a shovel for digging in snow when you have hands eh dave? Retard.

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    2. King_Tap Posted on Aug 12 '09 at 3:48 PM

    Yes because snow is so warm much like sand. Super comfortable to dig in. Love it. Go outside in my swim suit and build me a snow castle. Shovel? Nah. Frost bite gets girls. Especially when you run your nubs through their hair. They like that. I speak from experience.

    The knife you can make from things @ home which will cost you virtually nothing versus a WALMART $20 knife? Your logic is amazing. I hope one day you have your own survival show. I'd be your #1 fan. Awesome.

    Tainted water? Only around big cities of course. Fly me down to the Amazon and guzzle it up because it's secluded so that would definitely mean it's safe to drink. (once again I hope you get a show soon. You're amazing)

    Good luck hunting rabbit with a rifle? Good luck trying to catch it with your hands instead. Once again you amaze me. Can I have your autograph please?

    Love,
    Your #1 fan.

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