Hello, everyone and thanks for joining me again this week for my Monster Blog. This week does not find me in the greatest of health or spirits. For anyone that saw iMPACT last week, you already know what I am talking about.
On last week's episode, I was wrestling Kevin Nash for the first time ever. It was a true battle of the giants and just as I got the better of Kevin Nash and was about to win my first encounter ever over one of wrestling's true superstars, Dr. Stevie appeared out of nowhere and stuck me with a stun gun. It completely incapacitated me, and Kevin Nash was victorious. The stun gun sent over 50,000 volts of electricity through my body. It was so intense that it started to burn my whites and even began smoking. I have not felt right since this happened. I have secluded myself to begin my healing and focus on what needs to be done.
I may not be the sanest person in this world and I definitely have issues, but I am losing my mind completely over Dr. Stevie and his antics towards me and my best girl ever, Lauren. He has harmed her and he has taken this thing to a whole new level with the stun gun incident from last week. Dr. Stevie if you're listening or reading this, you better watch out because I AM COMING TO GET YOU. I AM COMING TO GET YOU. It starts this Thursday on iMPACT because I don't care what anyone says, all I want is you. And I am going to get you no matter what it takes and who I have to go through to get you. You crossed the line and now it's time for you to pay. You're going to pay with your suffering, pain, blood, and tears. I'll leave it at that for now. See you this Thursday, Dr. Stevie. I can't wait.
Speaking of punishment, how about Bernie Madoff getting sentenced to 150 years in prison? Wow, that's a long time. I served several years in prison and a few in psychiatric institutions over the years, but nothing compares to 150 years. He is already 71 years old so that means he will be 221 years old when he gets released. Wow, he is going to look extremely old, huh? I wouldn't want to be his hairstylist or makeup artist when he gets out!
