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Posted March 20, 2009 | 4 comments

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Lindsay Lohan is Broke and Desperate

Times are tough for Lindsay Lohan. The Hollywood starlet is unemployed and desperately seeking work. The 22-year-old is better known for her out of control private life than her onscreen work. She has not appeared in a film since 2007’s I Know Who Killed Me. To pay the bills, a very skinny Lohan is appearing in a woeful commercial for cheap Italian fashion house Fornarina.

According to the commercial’s writer/director, Marco Bragaglia, Lohan appears in the commercial as a modern Alice in Wonderland “who explores three metaphysical settings characterized by fluctuating geometrical shapes with neon colors.” I think it's more like a cheesy, camp, 1980s Olivia Newton-John music video. A mannequin would have given a better performance.

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Lindsay Lohan for Fornarnia

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Source: Fornarina

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    1. edchaser Posted on Mar 21 '09 at 5:01 PM

    well. times are tough, coke is expensive, i feel bad for her, here's an idea! maybe hef can write her a big check to show us her cootchiee.?!....hey it is better than the f_NG i been taking for 30 years at my m-f / 9 to5er ___- retirement gone to hell, gov't in hock bad, economy the pits, layoffs coming and everyone is entitled but me, i qualify for nothing but 20 or 30 more years of working - got no insurance, no bennies no retirement. but, yeah, i feel real sorry for her i am thinking we can all pitch in and start a save lindsey lohan fund...think if we all pitched in and gave her like $3,000 a day, she'd be allright?

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  • DecayingAngel
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    2. DecayingAngel Posted on Jun 16 '09 at 11:43 AM

    Sure this wasn't one of those lifelike Japanese robots?

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    3. xeneros Posted on Jun 17 '09 at 1:43 PM

    She can be a good actress, but she can't seem to be an actress that anyone wants to deal with so she gets stuck with crap like her last movie or this stupid commercial. The direction and design are the problems with the commercial, anybody would look stiff in that environment. Her attitude and personlity are what is wrong with her career.

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    4. Terencedavis Posted on Aug 9 '09 at 1:18 AM

    lesson learn the being an actor or an actress is not a permanent career always have something to fall back on

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