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Deadliest Warrior: Winner's Bracket Show

Warrior 6

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Deadliest Warriors -Season 2 Episode 6

Winner's Bracket Show
Eight of the nine winners from season one will square off in an elimination round that will decide the overall winner of Deadliest Warrior. IRA vs. Mafia, Spartan vs. Samurai, Shaolin Monk vs. Scottish Highlander and Pirate vs. Apache Warrior.

Notes:
Spetsnaz were not chosen because they have no equivalent match-up. William Wallace was changed into a generic Scottish Highlander because there are no other named winners from season one.

IRA vs. Mafia
This will be a real knock down brawl between two gangs of ruthless thugs.

30's era Mafia ruled the streets with money, violence and intimidation. They were a criminal organization that stressed family, loyalty and business.

The I.R.A. fought to remove British forces from Northern Ireland and targeted both civilians and British military with a mixture of modern and home-made weapons.

Match-ups
Defenses
Connections vs. Collusion
The Mafia had Police, Judges and Politicians in their pockets while the IRA had silence and sympathy of the people as their protection. Edge: Even

Close Combat
Ice Pick vs. Knife
The Mafia used Ice Picks as an assassination weapon among friends, while gangs of IRA thugs would use random knife attacks to illicit fear and intimidation. Edge: IRA

Short-Range
Baseball Bat vs. Sling Shot
The baseball bat was used up close and personal to crack heads and bust bones while the Sling Shot was used as a silent ranged weapon capable of inflicting serious trauma on unsuspecting targets. Edge: Mafia

Mid-Range
Sawed-Off Shotgun vs. LPo-50 Flamethrower
When the Mafia absolutely positively had to have someone dead they use a Sawed-off shotgun for the hit. The IRA used flamethrowers in brazen attacks against British Army security posts. Edge: IRA

Long Range
Tommy Gun vs. AR-15 Armalite
The Thompson was an engine of death that spit lead in a rapid-fire staccato. The AR-15 was an accurate rifle used for pinpoint shooting and long range marksmanship. Edge: Mafia

Special
Molotov Cocktail vs. Nail Bomb
The Molotov was a terror weapon that sent a fiery message to its target. The Nail Bomb also spread fear, but it's wide ranging destruction wasn't limited only to it's intended target.      Edge: IRA

Prediction:
This was a very close contest to call, but in the end I think the IRA Nail Bomb will be the deciding factor that blasts the Mafia off the streets and into the morgue.

(Kill Estimates)
Kills     Mafia    IRA
Close       30      40   
Short       60      20
Mid        
90     100
Long       230     200
Special     80     150       
Total      490     510

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Spartan vs. Samurai
This is a real strength vs strength match-up between two warriors who would absolutely never back-down, retreat or surrender.

A Spartan was the ultimate soldier who trained from childhood in the ways of war. They were known throughout the ancient western world for their battle-hardened training and for their mantra of no-retreat, no-surrender.

 

The Samurai were elite warriors who mastered a large array of weapons and lived their lives according to the highly ethical code of Bushido. Like Spartans, Samurai fought to the death. The Japanese believed that, in battle, a single Samurai was the equal of twenty regular soldiers.

Match-ups
Defenses
Bronze vs. Banded
The Spartans had a bronze kit that covered their shins, torso and head but their defenses really centered on the massive shield they carried. Samurai used leather and banded-steel plates to protect their bodies and a wide sloping helmet to protect their head and neck, but their real defense was speed and skill. Edge: Even

Close Combat
Xiphos vs. Katana
The Xiphos is a wicked little sword, but the Katana gets the edge for the superior length and quality of its folded steel blade. Edge: Samurai

Mid-Range
Spear vs. Naginata
The Naginata is quick and deadly, but the Spartan Spear is 8' of death. Edge: Spartan

Long Range
Javelin vs. Yumi
The Javelin can be thrown from behind a shield, but the Yumi is far more deadly and accurate at longer ranges. Edge: Samurai

Special
Shield vs. Kanabo
The Kanabo is a devastating weapon, but the spartan shield can take serious punishment and deal out death blows as well. Edge: Spartan

Prediction:
Another very close battle here but I'm giving the edge to the Spartan due to his devastating combination of Shield and Spear. With no shield of his own, a Samurai will be at a great disadvantage against the Spartan when it comes to mid-ranged combat.

(Kill Estimates)
Kills     Spartan Samurai
Close       40     100   
Mid       
300     150
Long        30     130
Special    150     100       
Total      520     480

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Shaolin Monk vs. Scottish Highlander
This is an interesting match-up between the defensive minded Shaolin Monk and the attack minded Scottish Highlander.

The art of Kung Fu was invented by the Shaolin Monks as a form of meditation and exercise at first, but due to constant attacks by the Chinese army over hundreds of years, developed into one of the deadliest and most famous fighting styles in the world.

Highlander clans slaughtered each other as well as the Roman invaders.  The Romans feared the Highlanders so much, that they built a wall to bottle them up in Scotland!

 

Match-ups
Defenses
Kung Fu vs. Chainmail
The main defense of a Shaolin Monk was the amazing Kung Fu he practiced for hour upon hour, which gave him the speed and agility needed to dodge or block most attacks. Highlanders had coats of chainmail, helmets and shields. Edge: Highlander

Close Combat
Emei Piercers vs. Targe & Dirk
The Emei Piercers are wicked, spinning, daggers that are deadly up close, but the Targe & Dirk are a devastating combination. Edge: Highlander

Short-Range
Twin Hooks vs.War Hammer
The Twin Hooks proved to be wickedly efficient weapons but they were also very versatile and could attack in many ways. The War Hammer is short range weapon with only one use, smashing enemies. Edge: Monk

Mid-Range
Staff vs. Claymore
The Shaolin Staff is an excellent weapon for defending oneself because of its length and speed, but the Claymore is a powerful weapon capable of cutting a man in half. Edge: Highlander

Special
Whip Chain vs. Ball and Chain
The Whip Chain is the longest weapon demonstrated for the Monk and it possesses great speed and ability to keep attackers at bay. The ball and chain is a massive weapon capable of shattering bones up close or at a distance, but it is very slow and unwieldy. Edge: Monk

Prediction:
I'm going with the Highlander on this one because they have a decided advantage in killing power. The Monks are probably better one-on-one fighters, but every weapon used by the Highlander is deadly, while the Monk has two weapons that aren't necessarily designed to kill.

(Kill Estimates)
Kills     Monk    Highlander
Close      100     120   
Short      210     120
Mid         8
0     300
Special     40      30
Total      430     570
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Pirate vs. Apache Warrior
This is an interesting match-up between a gun-toting Pirate and an Apache Warrior who fought enemies with guns for many years.

Pirates were the most feared fighters of their day, and used cunning, stealth and deception to create weakness and confusion before they went in for the kill.

The Apache were born warriors, the fiercest and most feared of all American Indian tribes. The Apache defied the odds and fought so ferociously that expansion by Mexico and later the United States slowed to a standstill. More than a century later, Apache tactics were adopted as a combat model for special forces. Apaches used speed, stealth, surprise, distraction, deception and even the land itself as weapons. 

 

Match-ups
Defenses
Surprise vs. Stealth
The main defense of a Pirate was the shock and awe they created from surprise attacks. The Apache also relied on stealth and surprise to close on an enemy and attack before they had time to react. Edge: Even

Close Combat
Cutlass vs. Knife
The Cutlass is designed for close combat and does more damage than a knife, but the Apache are renowned for up close knife fighting and they can also throw them a short distance with deadly accuracy. Edge: Apache

Short-Range
Boarding Axe vs. War Club
The Apache War Club is a weapon of wood and bone designed to mercilessly crush skulls. The Boarding Axe is also a wicked little weapon, but it's made of steel that can chop and pierce enemies.  Edge: Pirate

Mid-Range
Blunderbuss vs. Tomahawk
The Blunderbuss sprays death wildly, but is unreliable as well as inaccurate. The Tomahawk won't misfire and can deliver damage up close or at a distance. Edge: Apache

Long Range
Grenado & Flint Lock vs. Bow and Arrow
The Apache Bow is an ancient weapon capable of killing a buffalo, or a man, at 50 paces. The Grenado & Flint Lock are slow to fire and prone to failures, but they do have the advantage in killing power. Edge: Pirate

Prediction:
I'm going with the Apache on this one because they have more reliable and versatile weapons. The Pirate probably has the deadlier weapons, but I'm not sure they are accurate enough to win this battle against the Apache.

(Kill Estimates)
Kills     Pirate  Apache
Close      100     120   
Short      100      80
Mid         6
0     120
Long       220     200
Total      480     520
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Winners
IRA, Spartan, Highlander, Apache.

Losers
Mafia, Samurai, Shaolin Monk, Pirate.

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  • PsychopathicKids's Profile
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    1. PsychopathicKids Posted on Jul 17 '09 at 12:20 AM

    Personally, I think all of these are fairly accurate, though I still can't help but feel the Samurai's Naginata and it's ability to simply bat away the spear of the Spartan, being made of steel, was a bit neglected... >.< But no matter. I liked the lot of them. I'm looking forward to the next match-up. :-)

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    2. tjbsalami Posted on Jul 20 '09 at 1:15 PM

    i think the mafia would beat the ira and i think the pirate would just shoot the apache warrior they had no armor that could defend against the bullet or a grenade

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    3. Lions_Den Posted on Jul 21 '09 at 1:35 PM

    I agree with all your picks, but I feel the Spartan Shield results in a more one sided affair.

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    4. cunningoverbrawn Posted on Jul 21 '09 at 5:20 PM

    you're stupid.



    I agree with your IRA vs. Mafia and Spartan vs. Samurai analysis, but the rest is BS.



    1. A scottish highlander is strong and carries powerful weapons, but he would never expect someone of the monks agility and skill to be a match and would highly underestimate him. As soon as the monk feels his life is threatened he take the twin swords to the highlander's face, or sneek behind him and fuck him up with the peircers. There can be no highlanders.



    2. Maybe a pirates weapons aren't as reliable, but one hit from any of them and the apache is done for. what's more deadly a gunshot or a knife wound. A pirate could possibly dodge a thrown knife and could most likely hold his own in close range if he could against a knight. you can't dodge a bullet. Apache would run up on the pirate and get shot in the face. Game over

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    5. Zelanthis89 Posted on Jul 23 '09 at 9:16 AM

    look most of them are pretty accurate but the spartan is not the perfect soldier either....that shield is bulky and slow and the kanebo already destroyed the vikings arm behind his shield what's to say that the same couldn't happen again? This fight isn't like the fight with the ninja. The Samurai had plate armor and if the spear of a viking has trouble piercing, what's to say that the spartan wouldn't have the same problem? Also Samurai's speed should be taken into account as well...ninja lost because most of his tactics were based on surprise. Samurai was a straight fighter they wont hit and run. it will be a good fight but to say spartan with completely destroy the Samurai is completely absurd

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    6. EvergreenStrike Posted on Jul 25 '09 at 12:17 PM

    I think this would be the best episode by far. it was genius to put the spartan against the samurai and the monk against the highlander (a.k.a. william wallace). I'm also glad the ira and mafia faced off and not the spetnaz.

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    7. whiteyflip Posted on Jul 26 '09 at 10:56 AM

    Great post. I think often times the Spartan's ability as an individual warrior gets overlooked. The consensus is that the Spartan can only fight within a team. That simply is not true. Much of the Spartan training was thing like hand-to-hand and they were good at it. Additionally, part of their training included them being able to steal food without being caught and being able to sneak up and kill a helot or other slave without being caught. In either case if they were caught, they were severley punished.



    I enlisted in th Army and went to Basic Training at the age of 18, just after I graduated High School. That lasted 8 weeks before they sent me off the Advanced Individual Training (AIT) and I thought that was rough. A Spartan's Basic Training began at age 7 and lasted until he was about 19! Pound for pound, I believe that these were among the graetest warriors of all time.

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    8. vnflcards Posted on Jul 26 '09 at 3:00 PM

    Good point about Spartan training. Imagine having 12 years of combat training BEFORE you went into the army. That would make for some scary-good soldiers.

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    9. hockeyrules505 Posted on Aug 5 '09 at 9:59 AM

    I think the pirate would easily kill the apache. The pirate brings the more modern weapons, and the apache has no armour on. I think the pirate would win

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    10. matthew633 Posted on Aug 6 '09 at 4:28 AM

    The Spartan should be the overall victor.

    He is armored better than anyone- yes including the knight because the knight's armor seriously inhibits mobility.

    He is apparently trained better than anyone. I like the comment about 12 years of combat training before entering the military.

    They were apparently physically imposing men- stronger than average. This counts for alot. They seem to me to be the perfect balance of defense and offense, strength and speed, skill and grit.



    HOWEVER...

    As awesome as the show is- I would seriously recommend some updates. Each warrior should be ranked not just on his weapons but also on his physical advantages and disadvantagtes. Points should be given here.



    WE CERTAINLY RANK WARRIOR TODAY THIS WAY!!! We would never pit George St. Pierre against Brock Lesnar!!!



    I would also give points for cunning and skill and grit. Historical points could be give Rome ruled the world for a thousand years- the Roman Centurion should get credit for his tremendously successful role as a warrior in history.

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    11. SpartanXLazer Posted on Aug 9 '09 at 7:54 AM

    Honestly.. most of it was bull.
    The AR is more modern than the tommy gun.
    Samurai's naginata shouldv gotten the edge against the spear.
    Samurais kanabo can take out the shield because steel is stronger than bronze.
    Pirate wouldv killed the apache simply because apache had no armor to defend itself from bullets.
    Overall i think that Samurai can kill the spartan, and Pirate wouldve shot the apache to death.

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  • JediShyala
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    12. JediShyala Posted on Sep 16 '09 at 1:56 PM

    Why not do a three way battle with spetsnaz, IRA and mafia? True, they're trained soldiers against guerrilla warriors, but against something like a pipe bomb, training isn't going to be enough.

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    13. CwHart Posted on Oct 20 '09 at 5:54 AM

    I agree with all but the Apache vs Pirate if we are talking about a fight and not a sneak up and kill. Pirates should not even be fighting people who are not using gunpowder. I mean lets face it, the Apache's and hell al Native American tribes were brought down BECAUSE of the opponets had guns.

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