What's up, bro? This week I am reminding IMPACT WRESTLING exactly why I am the guy they need to make the official face of IMPACT WRESTLING. So Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter, listen up, bro.
5 - Age and Experience – Bro, I'm 28 years old and have 12 years of professional wrestling underneath my belt. And I've have traveled the world and hold many victories over many important people. Check me out showing RVD and Jeff Hardy how we do it on The Shore. I'm a young veteran.
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4 - Intelligence - Not only do I have a bachelor's degree, which most hamsters in IMPACT WRESTLING don't have, but I'm also almost done with my master's degree and have numerous fitness educational certificates. Am I the smartest dude in all of IMPACT WRESTLING? Yeah, probably.
3 –Ability - Have you seen me in the ring, bro? I got skills six ways to Sunday. I'm super quick, super intense, and I always get the job done, man.
2 - The List - My show, "The List" on impactwrestling.com is constantly talked about, because of how many views it gets and how entertaining it is.
1 - Speaking Skills - Ever hear me talk? I'm on point. I'm loud and clear and always to the point. I'm quick-witted and never can be played out. I am the verbal champ.
I'm a stud -- a diamond in the rough, and need the opportunities I deserve as I have yet to drop the ball. I can shoot for the World Title. Or myself and Bigger Rob going for the Tag Titles? Bring it! Until next week… Oh! You ain't on the list, bro!--
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