Based on one of the fake movie trailers from 2007's Grindhouse, Robert Rodriguez's Machete stars Danny Trejo as a one-man wrecking crew out for vengeance. As if that alone weren't slammin' enough, the movie's all-star cast also includes Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, and Steven Seagal. Oh yeah, and Don Freaking Johnson. Looking for action? Look no further.