Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant Offers Chance to Sell Dignity for $100,000

February 25, 2010

It’s been several months since the Tiger Woods scandal first broke and the media is starting to move on. Obviously this displeases the women who slept with him and are now desperately seeking for attention it. No need to worry, though. Howard Stern has a solution.

The outspoken talk show host has announced the he will be holding a beauty pageant (of course the term "beauty" is used rather loosely) for at least four of the women Tiger cheated on his wife with.

No date has been set yet, but the local free clinics have been alerted and Ryan Seacrest is always looking for new ways to expose himself so don’t rule him out as a potential sideline reporter.

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