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Here Comes the Lockdown!

by gdesanctis   April 16, 2009 at 2:42PM  |  Views: 128

Hello, everyone (again).  I hope you all had a good and safe Easter holiday.  I had a great Easter holiday. First, they took me and some of my fellow inmates out in the yard and we had an awesome Easter egg hunt.  I wonder how they had all those chickens lay eggs out in the yard at the same time.

There must have been some busy rabbits and chickens on that day.  I didn't find a whole lot of real eggs but I kept finding these plastic eggs filled with candy.  I brought them all to my session earlier today with Dr. Stevie and he got very upset with me because he says candy and sugar are part of my problem. He says that they make me more hyper than usual and can lead me to trouble.  He confiscated them all from me....at least he thought he did.  Shhhh....don't tell but I kept a couple stashed away in my room.  I'm going to open them later and see what kind of candy I got. I'm going to eat my candy with my daily supply of Monster Energy Drink.  I wonder what kind of reaction I'll have when I combine my candy with Monster Energy Drink?  I don't know for sure, but I'm really looking forward to it.
 
Speaking of looking forward to something... LOCKDOWN is finally here. I'm so excited and poised for one of the biggest pay-per-view wrestling events ever!  I finally get Matt Morgan right where I want him and that's inside the Six Sides of Steel in The Doomsday Chamber of Blood match.  Quite an interesting concept and one that I begged Mr. Cornette for. You see, in order for either of us to win the match, we must first make our opponent bleed.  And Bleed is exactly what Matt is going to do. Its all coming back to me now... yes, I can envision Matt's blood flowing down his face and body like a crimson river. It's going to be a glorious night.  I'm going to get my retribution on Matt and inflict as much pain and suffering on him as humanly possible.  I'm hoping that Dr. Stevie watches the match and realizes that this is something that I have to do. Matt deserves it for everything he's done to me and my girlfriend, Lauren.  As a matter of fact, on this Thursday's iMPACT, I'm going to go to Mr. Cornette and beg him for a tune up match. That's right, I want a match on this Thursday's episode of iMPACT just to fine-tune myself and get myself in the right mindset for Matt this Sunday.  We will see what happens... wish me luck.

Wow, there is so much happening in TNA right now it's hard to keep up with it all.  Who is the fourth member of the front line at the Lethal Lockdown match going to be?? I have no idea. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out, but Dr. Stevie told me that I have more important issues to worry about.  I think we get to find out this Thursday on iMPACT. Tune in to see who it is. I'm sure its going to be a shocker.  Sting vs. Mick Foley for the TNA World Championship is the talk of the town all over the world.  I can't begin to imagine the war that these two are going to wage on each other at LOCKDOWN.  Oh, I almost forgot... what about Danny Bonaduce wrestling Eric Young at LOCKDOWN!!!  I used to watch re-runs of The Partridge Family in the confines of my room. I could never imagine him being a wrestler. I'm looking forward to meeting him at LOCKDOWN.  Maybe I can get his autograph!

Baseball season is also upon us. I'm so excited because this is the first year that I am playing fantasy baseball.  I'm starting to get the hang of it but haven't quite grasped the fact that they really do not play for ME. They are just borrowed by me.  I guess I should really read the rules and processes before I try to call Barry Bonds again on the phone.  My favorite team thus far is the Cleveland Indians because that chief wahoo character always has such a huge smile on his face.
 
Hey, how about those Navy SEAL that rescued that captain off the coast of Somalia??  What heroes those guys actually are.  They acted swiftly and with world class precision to take those pirates out and free one of America's finest.  I would love to be a Navy SEAL. I wonder if I could be one too.  On second thought, they would never let me wear my therapy white outfit on a mission when they are wearing all black. Plus, Dr. Stevie says I can not change out of the whites just yet.  And it would probably be a good idea if I learned to swim first before I apply for the job, right?
 
Well, that's all for this time folks.  I'm getting ready for my last therapy session before LOCKDOWN.  Lauren is actually going with me to this one and she says she has some choice words for Dr. Stevie and his therapy tactics. Gosh, I hope she keeps her cool.  I'll talk to you all next week. Until then, take care. Bye, bye.

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