Robots have long possessed a sense of mystique because they were created with the understanding that they would serve man, but their ability to do things twice as fast also makes them a force to be feared and respected. But these robots couldn't be feared or respected if they pooped nuclear warheads that could destroy the Earth.
10. Old B.O.B. from The Black Hole
Source: Walt Disney Productions
This forgotten sci-fi bomb from the Disney vault tried to suck more money from beleaguered parents everywhere by jumping on the Star Wars bandwagon. To call it an attempt to ride the coattails of George Lucas' undying vision would be an insult to people who actually depend on free-flowing coattails as their mode of transportation to and from work.
It had an evil genius in control of a strong warrior and a pair of loyal robot buddies including V.I.N.CENT and his outdated brother from another motherboard, Old B.O.B., a floating heap of scrap metal whose hard drive went limp many moons ago. He may sound like a good ol' boy thanks to his Slim Pickens accent, but he quivers and rattles worse than a Goldstar Camera over trivial things such as a shooting gallery match with the ship's other drones.
The most tragic bit of irony is that this floating hunk of junk oversees the ship's sanitation department. How much overtime would he get if he just threw himself in the trash compactor?
9. Kryten from Red Dwarf
Robot butlers always seem to carry an air of wussiness where ever they go. There they stand, a highly engineered and state-of-the-art piece of machinery that can do the work of 30 humans times two and they are reduced to scrubbing toilets, cleaning puke off road house bars, and monitoring the calcium content of hospital catheter bags.
This "mechanoid" from the British sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf not only has to clean up after the marooned crew of the mining spaceship, but he's also developed his own phobias and neuroses from years of slaving away to pick up after humans, both living and dead. If Windows ever develops a virtual Prozac, Kryten should be the first test subject for it.
8. Box from Logan's Run
This tragically named robot (was "Shoebox" trademarked?) from the popular sci-fi film Logan's Run serves one function: to freeze and store foods for the humans. Frankly, he couldn't do it any worse if he defrosted his entire supply and held himself his own private barbecue.
Since his orders for food stopped coming in, Box spends his days carving penguins out of ice and insisting that they sing to him at night. All he needs now is an endless supply of stray cats and technology will have achieved its first "crazed robotic cat lady."
7. David from A.I.
It's very hard to make a robot uncool, but there is a sure-fire recipe of achieving that unattainable goal: give him unrepressed feelings and emotions and make him look and sound like Haley Joel Osment.
This humanoid replicant from Stanley Kubrick's unfinished film that should have stayed that way stars the "I see dead people" kid as a robotic replacement for a family whose actual son suffers from an incurable disease. When this robotic being actually develops his own emotions, it just turns him into a whiny, emotional kid with a mommy complex, which is basically every kid whether they are stuffed with wires and microchips or a kilo of Pixy Stix.
6. Fat-bot from Futurama
Source: 20th Century Fox Television
It's hard to figure out what is more pathetic: a robot that thinks and acts like the fat virgin in a fraternity house or the programmer that thought it was a good idea to bring him into the world.
This member of "Robot House" is an overweight mess of metal who eats anything and everything in sight when he gets nervous and wouldn't know where to find a female outlet on a fembot if he had her saucy schematics hanging over his bedroom ceiling. And to top it all off (literally), he wears this stupid red and yellow beanie that just screams "hit me with something heavy and hit me now," which would just make him eat whatever you planned to hit him with.