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The Top 7 Things to Do While Stuck in Traffic

by bradiger   January 28, 2009 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 5,559

Research has shown that over the course of a lifetime, the average American will spend literally weeks of their existence sitting in traffic. You might be inclined to react unenthusiastically to the thought of pitching those hours into the great abyss every year, but as it turns out, that time doesn't really have to go to waste. In reality, you might find that being stuck in gridlock is your favorite time of the day.

By Brad Iger

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7. Get a Scrolling Marquee


When you get stuck in bad traffic, the unsung rule seems to be that all bets are off. The "politeness" of social norms go out the window. Cars have a way of dehumanizing people because of the anonymity they provide, and because of that, people are more inclined to act like friggin' jerkoffs. Reclaim accountability by clearing explaining the situation to specific drivers with one of these puppies. Not only will it humiliate them, it will make you look clever and virtuous. Hopefully.

6. Reconstruct Your Past Based on Junk in Your Car


So some knucklehead didn't bother to check how much gas he had before setting off on the freeway and now you, like everyone else behind him, are essentially stationary on the freeway, waiting for this rocket scientist to slowly sort his situation out. What better time to figure out the trajectory of your sordid life by going through some of the artifacts left behind?

You may find yourself saying things like:  Why do I have 2 gallons of glitter paint and a turkey baster in the backseat? Whose pacemaker is this? Where the hell did I get a giant baby bottle from? Put those endless hours of vegging out watching CSI to some use and put the pieces back together. You might just save a life.

5. Finish War and Peace


If you live in California, you may have noticed that over the last couple of years, new legislation has essentially made it illegal to do anything other than operate the functions of the car while driving. Welcome to the New World Order! But they forgot about our greatest weapon: books. Not only can you throw them at people, you can also read them. And there's nothing safer than being lulled to sleep by A Tale of Two Cities while jamming down the interstate. The inevitable collision may end up being a welcome reprieve.

4. Make Eye Contact With Another Driver, Then Pick Your Nose Vigorously


For whatever reason, motor vehicles have this way of isolating us from the outside, as though each of us is in our own little world, and the rest of the cars on the road are perhaps operating autonomously via some brutally flawed software program. But they're not. People need to reconnect with one another and bring back some personality to the public sphere.

The next time you're stuck in traffic, look over at the driver to your left and wait until they make eye contact. Stare at them just long enough to make it slightly awkward, then unashamedly start digging for gold. If you strike it rich, show it off! Confidence goes a long way in this world.