Masturbation Gadget That Watches Porn with You

December 8, 2008

The Japanese have a cruel and unflinching brilliance when it comes to pornographic innovation.  And now they’ve developed the SOM.  It is a USB-connected masturbatorial aid, but if that’s all it were: old hat.  This device works with a proprietary erotic game called Cross Days.  But, if you’re not a gamer (more of a cinemaphile are you?) the device moves in real time to match the thrusting motion onscreen during your favorite flick.  Hit the jump for a disturbing (and potentially NSFW) animated GIF. 

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