Sugar, Speed, and Boobs

by MariShapiro   June 24, 2010 at 12:00PM  |  Views: 287

The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley) are here to fill us in on where to find some of the best roller coasters and how to avoid falling into a sugar coma.

Chris Sabin

The internet is such a great place. I typed "Wonders of the World" into Google and under the "Images" section, a picture of a woman with giant boobs showed up.

Anyway, tomorrow I will be heading to one of my traditional summer fun spots, a place of excitement, thrills, and all the roller coasters a human who doesn't have motion sickness could want, Cedar Point!

I have been visiting this magical place for a number of years now. As long as the weather cooperates and the rides are running smoothly, you get lucky to have chosen a day that won't be too busy, and you enjoy roller coasters, as long as all those things work in your favor, you will have a great time. Seventeen roller coasters, including the Top Thrill Dragster, which is one of the tallest and fastest in the world. If it happens to be a scorcher out there, they also have water rides and even a water park called Soak City! The fun just never stops.

Other than that, within the last week I have bought my first lawnmower, purchased Red Dead Redemption for 360 (which rules), have cooked every night but one on my grill outside, watched my kitty Thunderhorse (Dethklok also RULES) learn how to climb trees, crashed my friends bachelorette party, and rode in a  Hummer limo for free, albeit for 15 minutes.

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