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Taking It To The Next Level

by Robbie E    |  Views: 1,454


What's up bro? I know what you're thinking. Wow, this is gonna be so weird without Robbie T with me. But it's not, bro. It's better than ever now. Here are the reasons why my career is going to skyrocket now that I'm without a lame, oversized bouncer holding me back, bro.

5 - Image -- Looks are everything. And it's no secret that when Robbie T stood next to Robbie E he made me look second rate, bro. Big Rob was always way better looking than Bigger Rob.

4 - Winning - I was always losing when Rob Terry was around, bro. Why? Because he caused me to lose every match cause he's such a good bro. But now? Now Robbie E is gonna start winning! OH!!!!!

3 - The List - The show that I created and gets the highest ratings on impactwrestling.com will now be better and updated because my moron of a former bouncer isn't on it anymore, bro.

2 - Girls - When Bigger Rob was around the girls were often scared by him. But no more, bro. I already have Ez V (So Cal Val), my new bouncer, by my side, bro. Things are looking up for me again now that I lost the extra weight.

1 - Money - Do you know how much money I will save now that I don't gotta pay that fool, bro? I paid him 9 bucks a day PLUS a protein shake. He certainly was not worth that and he should have been paying me.

Until next week… OH! Bigger Rob is off the list for life, bro.

THE DAILY FOUR

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