Mantenna - Tuesday, April 21

April 21, 2009

Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be going topless, new photos of Star Trek's Starship Enterprise, and the 50 fugliest celebrity's the Mantenna!

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Lindsay Lohan to Perform Topless in Vegas?

Newly single and cash-strapped starlet Lindsay Lohan is in talks to perform topless in a Las Vegas burlesque show. The 22-year-old actress flew out to Las Vegas over the weekend to meet with the producers behind Peepshow, a sexy striptease production starring Spice Girl Mel B and Dancing with the Stars winner Kelly Monaco. It is rumored that Lohan will take over from Monaco once her three month contract expires sometime in June. Lindsay is reportedly very keen and, if the money’s right, she’ll do it. [FOX News]

When Strippers Attack

Fighting for job security is happening all over the country, even in an Ohio strip club. A 53-year-old woman was attacked on her first day on the job by a jealous coworker wielding a stiletto heel. The coworker was upset by the arrival of the new hire and, believing the club was already overstaffed, she repeatedly struck the new dancer in the face. The injured woman, who took the stripping job to earn extra money, has refused to press charges even though she needed seven staples to repair her face. [AP]

The 50 Fugliest Celebrity Hairstyles Ever

From Amy Winehouse to Lady Gaga, there are some really ugly celebrity hairstyles out in Hollywood. We can’t even begin to put together all of the trainwreck hair experiments out there, but luckily for us, the good people over at The Fab Life have put together an eye-stimulating list of the 50 fugliest celebrity hairstyles ever. This just made my day so much better. [The Fab Life]

New Photos of the Enterprise

New pictures of the Starship Enterprise from J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek are here, and they’re pretty fancy. Trekkies should be stoked about the reboot if for no other reason than to see the inside of the new ship. There are about 10 times as many lights as there were in the original series, which might be blindingly jarring to old school Trekkies. Abrams talks a little bit about in-camera tricks he did with the camera to get the bright halo effect inside the Enterprise. It’s looking like we’re going to get a pretty big bang for our buck when Star Trek starts going places no person has ever gone before – again. []

Stoner Vision Lets You See Through the Haze


Source: CollegeHumor

In celebration of yesterday's 4/20 holiday, CollegeHumor has an informative feature on what you probably saw and what it really was you were really looking at if you happened to be toking the kind herb.  Was it a green, grinning genie offering you that #3 combo or was a it an acne-ridden teen?  Head to CollegeHumor to find out. [CollegeHumor]

Lollapalooza 2009 Lineup Officially Announced

This is gonna be a good one. Depeche Mode, Tool, the Killers, Jane’s Addition, Beastie Boys, and Kings of Leon lead the lineup for the 2009 Lollapalooza festival, to be to be held August 7-9th at Chicago's Grant Park. Other confirmed acts are Lou Reed, Thievery Corporation, Snoop Dogg, and Animal Collective. Hit the Lollapalooza website for the full lineup. []

Coachella Fest Posts Second Biggest Year Ever

The Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival put up it's second biggest year ever, with an aggregate attendance of 160,000, according to producer Paul Tollett, president of Goldenvoice. The highest attendance for Coachella to date was 186,636 in 2007, which grossed $16.3 million. Tollett credits a strong lineup that boasted such acts as Paul McCartney, the Killers, Leonard Cohen, My Bloody Valentine, and the Cure for the success of this year's event. Who says the music industry is in the dumps? [Billboard]

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Tells You How to Drive

Can't get enough NASCAR in your diet, but have to leave home sometimes? Well, Dale Earnhardt Jr. has a solution for you: the Dale Earnhardt Jr GPS device. The Dale, Jr.-edition Spotter GPS has the racing star gearing you up for the ride with "You drive, I'll ride shotgun." The portable device offers turn-by-turn directions and features Junior-isms like "Hang a right" and "Park it, we're here." The RightWay Spotter comes installed with 1.7 million points of interest, which includes a point-of-interest tour of Charlotte, North Carolina that can also lead you to some of Dale's favorite places. But don't be surprised if the thing only knows how to turn left. []

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Friday, April 17

Thursday, April 16

Wednesday, April 15

Tuesday, April 14

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