It's The End Of The World As We Bro It
What's up, bro? Back this week with possibly the last ever bro blog. I know! Can you believe it? The world may end in a few days, and you need to know what's really important in these dangerous times, bro. That's why this week's blog is about the 5 things I wanna do before the world ends, bro!
5 - Clowns - I have always been scared of clowns, and when I was a kid the clowns from "Pee- Wee's Big Adventure" scarred me for life. I wanna get back at them, bro! Face off with the clowns!
4 - Workout - If I'm gonna die, bro, I gotta die with my muscles tight, bro. One last workout to say goodbye to what I have a great relationship with... weights..
3 - Bromantic Dinner - I gotta have one last dinner with bigger Rob. I mean, we have a bromance. I would miss my bouncer, so we'd have to toast with some big-ass protein shakes, my dude.
2 - Sex - If the world is ending, bro, I gotta get it in. You know what I mean. So all the Knockouts and every other girl around really needs to beware. With the world ending I'll be on the prowl fo sho, bro.
1 - Tan - I have to be tan in heaven, bro. Cause, look, obviously there are no tanning beds there and it's gotta last, bro. I need color up there with the big guy.
Until next week!! Oh!!! You ain't on the list, bro!!
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