I'm so excited, because this coming weekend is the NFL Draft. What an exciting time for top college football players around the country as they sit and wait to be picked by one of 32 NFL teams. I wonder who the number one pick is going to be this year??? I wonder if I could enter the draft and see who picks me? I bet there is an NFL team out there that would love a monster like me that brings destruction and violence to the table, huh?
Hey how about that girl in England that rocked Simon Cowell and the rest of the judges on Britain's Got Talent??? Wow what a voice that young lady has. I mean she's no Lauren when it comes to looks, but her voice will certainly get her a singing job somewhere. I wonder if she would sing for me and Lauren someday. Perhaps at our wedding? I'm getting too far ahead of myself here... I haven't even proposed to Lauren yet. I don't even know how I would do it. I'm so nervous around Lauren.
Hey how about North Korea shooting off and testing that missile the other day??? They say it could have reached the tip of Alaska. I hope President Obama and our allies are watching closely and monitor the situation. I've got a solution. The next time they fire one, lets send yours truly, The Monster Abyss, over to North Korea with a super duper large bag of my favorite toy, thumb tacks and let me take care of the discrepancy. Thumb tacks always seem to be a very useful deterrent.
Well everyone, I've got to get going for this week. I'm going to call Lauren and make sure she keeps her cool when we visit Dr. Stevie this Thursday. Thank you all for reading this week's installment of the Monster Blog. I'll talk to you all again next week.
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