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Christian Bale to Fight Skynet for Three Films

by Reverend_Danger   May 24, 2008 at 3:09PM  |  Views: 159

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Christian Bale is a character actor.  In “The Machinist” he played a guy that didn’t sleep and got all emaciated.  So, that’s what he did, and he looked horrifying.  In “Batman Begins” he played an awesome, bat-themed superhero, so he got completely built and beat the hell out of criminals* in the streets of New York.

Now he’s signed on for three Terminator movies.  Holy melting metal Batman (Bale)!  He’s slated to play John Conner which is going to totally and completely rock.  That is, unless, you are Skynet.  

I’d say that there’s a 90 percent chance that to prepare for this role he will build a robot army and fight them.  Does John Conner ever become partially bionic?  I bet he does.  Above is an artist’s (my) rendering of what he will change into in order to accurately portray the war hero of our childhood, dystopic dreams.

 

*a lie. 

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