Maori vs Zande

September 17, 2010

BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: The New Zealand Pacific cannibalistic killers come to a battle against other cannibalistic warriors, the ferocious African Zande.

MAORI:

SHORT RANGE: Toki Pou Tangata Axe.

MEDIUM RANGE: Taiaha Spear.

LONG RANGE: Raupo Poi.

SPECIAL: Sharktooth Club.

ZANDE:

SHORT RANGE: Makraka Knife.

MEDIUM RANGE: Mikrigga Spear.

LONG RANGE: Botto & Pima.

SPECIAL: Kpinga.

EDGES:

TANGATA vs MAKRAKA. EDGE = EVEN!

Both the curved shapes in the weapon can trap and disarm the enemies weapon. In this case, I say both are EVEN.

TAIAHA vs MIKRIGGA. EDGE = TAIAHA.

This was close, because spear on spear, these are very fearsome weapons. But, the Taiaha can be flipped around, and used as a bone-breaking club. Don't get me wrong, the Mikrigga is very deadly because of those hooks, but still, I like the Taiaha a little better.

RAUPO vs BOTTO. EDGE = BOTTO.

The Botto is reusable, able to shoot many pima arrows, where you can only throw the two Raupo Poi's.

SHARKTOOTH CLUB vs KPINGA. EDGE = KPINGA.

Both are very deadly skin shredders, but the Kpinga is like throwing a spiked frisbee and will kill you in a battle first.

BATTLE:

Two unarmored warriors come into a clearing in a forest. Both stare at eachother, and the Zande decides to pull out his botto and a pima. The arrow is shot but the Maori was able to dodge it. He pulls out a Raupo Poi and throws it, hitting the kube shield of the Zande. He doesn't think about it much, and throws a kpinga.

The thrown axe was only able to gash at the Maori and after still speeding through the air, the kpinga lodged into a tree. After angered by the slash of the thrown axe, the Maori does his cannibal chant, "Komatai, komatai, kona!" The Zande isn't scared by the threat, and he screams his own cannibal chant, "Nyium, nyium! Nyium, nyium!" Both of them run onto a large hill, and the makraka tries to come down on the neck of the Maori, but he used his tangata to protect. They both put their weight behind the weapons and what stopped it was a smack from the club side of the taiaha. The blow sent the Zande rolling down the hill, tumbling over his kube that now is wrecked, and when he gets up, he takes out his mikrigga, planted in the ground.

The Maori runs down the hill, after the Zande, and they are ready to stab eachother with their spears. Instead, the Maori flips the spear around again and almost clubs the Zande. However, he was able to dodge it and stab the thigh of the Maori. Only blood came out, but still in pain, the Maori limped away and threw his second raupo poi. This time it hit the muscular chest of the Zande, knocking the wind out of him. The Zande coughs, and regrabs his energy. He pulls out his botto again, and shoots his pima. This also missed, and the Maori pulled out his sharktooth club.

He runs to the Zande, and starts slashing his arm with the teeth. The Zande runs away, and then lengthens his arm holding the mikrigga. He runs fast as a horse toward his enemy, and the mikrigga stabbed in the heart. The Maori stopped stone cold, and when the spear was pulled out, the heart, and a few more organs, were taken out. The Maori fell down, dead.

ZANDE: 564.

MAKRAKA: 120.

MIKRIGGA: 284.

BOTTO & PIMA: 93.

KPINGA: 67.

MAORI: 436.

TANGATA: 75.

TAIAHA: 217.

RAUPO POI: 31.

SHARKTOOTH CLUB: 113.

ENDING ASSESSMENT: What really made this fight lead to the Zande's were the two long range weapons he has.

BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Mikrigga impaled with 284 kills, half of the Zande's total score.

LEAST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Raupo Poi only had 31 kills.

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