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Collapsible Shot Glass a Perfect Companion for Your Car Keys

by Theta1138   July 27, 2011 at 3:00PM  |  Views: 294


There are many, many things that we wish we had on us at any given moment. A death ray, for when that annoying guy with the clipboard approaches you even though you've got a cell phone tucked in your ear. A cattle prod, to get people actually moving at a reasonable pace on the sidewalk. But not a shot glass. But, apparently someone has, and designed one to keep on your person at all times.

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you: that really is a collapsible shotglass on a keychain. Somebody actually looked at the world of portable alcohol consumption devices, and thought "This is a great idea! Let's put a shot glass...right on my car keys! There is no way whatsoever that this can go horribly wrong or encourage any bad decisions!"

This device brings up all sorts of questions:

- How much of a drunk was the inventor that he woke up and said "I wish I had a shot glass on my person at all times?" Like, "sneaking nips at work" drunk, or "I'm awake, time to shoot vodka" drunk?

- If you actually break this thing out, do they recommend you wash it first? We hope so, our cell phones get ratty just from sitting in our pockets, that thing can't be sterile.

- Does the company actually keep track of the driving records of the people who buy this thing? Because we'd really like to see those.

- Shouldn't there really be a condom pocket on the other side of the case? We're just saying.Remember, if you're drunk, don't drive, and if you're driving, don't drink. That way, everybody stays safe, and you can actually use your collapsible shot glass properly!

Source: Magellan's

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