Whenever guys are fortunate enough to date girls that are clearly out of their league, there’s a certain sense of fear that one day she’s going to wake up and realize how much better she can do. Well, Khloe Kardashian lives with that very panic and has devised a plan to keep her NBA hubby from looking to "upgrade" in the bedroom.
The plan (according to her inexplicably popular reality show) is to film herself masturbating and give the tape to Odom when he goes on road trips. That way, whenever he feels like sleeping with an attractive, thin blonde woman he can simply put on a tape of what appears to be a beached whale pleasuring itself to completely lose any sexual desire. It's kind of like thinking about baseball or the smell of wet garbage to last longer during sex.
Honestly, it sort of sounds like a half decent plan.
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