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The Curious Case of the Carmen Electra Sex Tape Revealed

by dsussman   November 30, 2009 at 3:00PM  |  Views: 3,722

In the United States of America, there are very few things we don't joke about: gun ownership, televised women's basketball, and - most importantly - sex tapes made by actresses who left a career on Baywatch in order to marry Dennis Rodman.

Carmen Electra, however, has decided to destroy the morale of a nation that has provided her with limitless free clinic visits and "where are they now?" cameos by producing a fake sex tape in order to help sell clothing, the single most un-American thing a citizen can do.

The alleged sex tape that most of America and Spike.com's sexually deprived editorial team were looking forward to was nothing more than a fabricated video in order to promote her new partnership with a Dutch fashion brand.

Screw you, Electra! Go make another movie of the week and call us if you actually do screw some out-of-work truck driver on film for attention.

Here's the new video:

Source: Valerie Macon/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images

 

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