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Eagles Cut The Dude Nailing Kendra Wilkinson To Make Room For Michael Vick

by davidbreitman   September 16, 2009 at 1:30PM  |  Views: 116

In order to make room for a convicted felon whose last completed pass came in the shower room at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary while serving two years for creating an interstate dog fighting ring, the Philadelphia Eagles have cut Hank Baskett – the only NFL player who has more television credits on E! than career touchdown receptions.

Though head coach Andy Reid hasn’t addressed how he plans on replacing Baskett’s staggering one reception per game career average, the team is presumably upset that they will no longer be known for both losing NFC Championships and dating Hugh Hefner’s leftovers.

Baskett’s wife, Kendra Wilkinson (who looks to be about 16 months pregnant these days), has yet to Twitter, Facebook, or contact Perez Hilton about the subject, but could look to her former co-workers for support, now that she’s officially become a pregnant former Playboy playmate dating an unemployed guy from New Mexico.

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