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Cops O: Cruisin' the Neighborhood
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Cops O: Step Away from the Cutlery
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Cops O: Tazed and Confused
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Cops O: Put Your Clothes Back On
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Paid Programming - Cont
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Paid Program (30)
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Paid Program (30)
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Big Daddy (1999)
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Tommy Boy (1995)
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Cops O: That's My Grill
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Cops O: Sucker Punch
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Cops O: Doggie Paddle
4:00pm
Cops O: Facebook Fury
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Jail: Las Vegas
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Cops O: Sidewalk Licker
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Cops O: Sidewalk Licker
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Cops O: Doggie Paddle
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Cops O: That's My Grill
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Cops O: Sucker Punch
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Jail: Las Vegas
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Xtreme Off Road: Suburban Survival
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Engine Power: Mopar Magic
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Detroit Muscle: The Highwayman

The Top 10 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All Time

by Reverend_Danger   January 23, 2009 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 2,773
5. Beach Volleyball in the Snow for the Olympics

You know what happens girls put on bikinis and play volleyball in the snow? A camera crew shows up and they film the hell out of it.  That is science fact.  Don’t believe me? Watch this commercial for Visa which was filmed, believe it or not, completely guerilla-style.

4. Tabasco is So Hot it Gives You Tan Lines 

Tabasco is so hot that it makes hot girls hotter.  That’s the premise of this commercial and it’s a premise that I firmly support.  Also: cocktail shrimp are delicious. This commercial is nearing perfection. 

3. Britney's Non-Retro Pepsi Ad

Here’s that non-retro ad I was talking about before.  This is the Britney that the grandpa in us shuns for shameless exposure of midriff.  However, her shameless exposure of midriff makes the non-grandpa in us squeal with delight.

2. Catfight Over Miller Light

This is a classic.  It spawned many spoofs and has kicked and punched its way into a very soggy position in the pantheon of sexy Super Bowl commercials. Two very comely girls get into a soaking wet slap fight over what the best thing about beer is.  Maybe if you could somehow put Lance Armstrong riding a bear in this, it could be better, but I doubt it. 

1. Ali Landry as Sexy Doritos Girl

My personal favorite.  Ali Landry is ridiculous.  Doritos are the bomb.  She turns on the fire sprinklers with her fiery-yet-sassy schoolmarm charm...and then the coupe de grace when she pokes her perfectly symmetrical face back in to get all the boys soaking wet. Epic win. 

Spike's 2009 Commercial Bowl

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