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The Top 10 Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials of All Time

by Reverend_Danger   January 23, 2009 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 2,814

If you really only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials, and you really only watch the commercials for the hot ones, then don't even bother leaving Spike.com.  We've distilled the sexy right out of the commercials and poured it into an hourglass-shaped top ten list just for you.

By Reverend Danger

The following article does not represent the opinions of Spike TV or its affiliates.

 

10. Levi's Jeans Going On and Coming Off

Levi’s knows exactly what is most important about women’s jeans: the ability to quickly and sexily remove them.  Or, alternately, how good they look bunched up on the floor around their ankles.  This commercial proves in a scientific study (with a rockin’ soundtrack) that they’ve accomplished these ends. 

9. Britney's Retro Pepsi Ad

Sexy for those of us who like a little kitsch with our dishes, the retro Britney ad appeals to the older, refined grandpa in all of us that was born in 1920 and doesn’t want anything to do with the glittery, hip-hugging sexiness that the kids seem to be into these days.  That being said, that type of sexiness is a little further down the list. 

8. Jessica Simpson for Pizza Hut

Holy hell.  I think this video pretty accurately illustrates exactly what would happen if Jessica Simpson came out of the back door of my local Pizza Hut asking about things popping in people’s mouths.  

7. The Go Daddy Girl Pops Out

There is just too much sexy in this particular commercial to be contained in a single, flimsy tank top. It'd be like trying to fit the whole of the Rocky Mountains into your back yard.  Would that we could, but it's probably going to spill out.  

6. Victoria's Secret is in the Mood for Love

Wishing all the husbands and boyfriends out there a Happy Valentine's Day by putting models before their eyes handling footballs and clad in lacy underthings is just Victoria's Secret's clever way to get us into their store to buy our special ladies those same underthings.  You win, Victoria's Secret.  Checkmate.

Spike's 2009 Commercial Bowl

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