NBA Star Nearly Beats Teenager in Game of Horse

October 7, 2010

How did Carlos Boozer respond to allegations that the recent injury he endured on his right hand was a result of a spirited thumb wrestling match involving James Caan and Barack Obama’s former Chief of Staff? By losing to a high school student in a game of horse, obviously.

The NBA All-Star and recent recipient of a giant sack of cash from the Chicago Bulls during NBA free agency didn’t fair too well against a kid eight inches shorter and 10 years younger.

He did, however, manage to leave the game uninjured, which for Boozer is a pretty big accomplishment.