If there’s three things America loves - it’s sex, gambling, and childhood obesity. And since betting on fat kids playing dodgeball is illegal in 38 states (thanks a lot, Utah), the fine folks at ESPN have taken time off of sleeping with interns and getting hit on by Joe Namath to help create a world where sex and gambling have been combined in one glorious prop bet.
Bookmaker.com, an online sports book with the moral compass of a Columbian drug lord, has set up a “Next ESPN Broadcaster to be Involved in a Sex Scandal” bet on their web site for degenerates who sit around thinking “I’m so positive that Chris Berman has a Taiwanese hooker tied up in his basement, I’d bet what’s left of my kid’s college fund on it.”
Currently the odds are as follows:
Suzy Kolber (5.5/1)
Bill Walton (2.5/1)
Jim Rome (3/1)
Stuart Scott (4/1)
Mel Kiper Jr. (5/1)
Chris Berman (3.5/1)
That’s right folks, according to the gambling world Bill Walton is the biggest potential pervert at ESPN.
Go ahead and make your bet today.
You never know when a "Mel Kiper Jr. trades draft grades for sexual favors" story is about to break.
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