Have a Shot and Get Loaded (In That Order)

December 5, 2008

The Shots Gun is a device which finally combines firearms and liquor in a legal, safe way.  Simply attach the device to the top of your favorite bottle of scotch, pump the pressurizing lever at the top, and then take aim.  Serve on the rocks.  Garnish with vigilante justice.

Drinking games like the Shots Gun that have no barrier of entry are particularly dangerous.  There’s no ceiling to how many times you can shoot the gun.  And, like a real gun, it totally gets more and more fun to shoot the more and more you drink.  They call that a self-feeding cycle, and it’s a particularly slippery slope to be drinking down.