It was either Winston Churchill or the fat guy from Police Academy who once said “Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” If only book learnin’ was encouraged on reality television sets, Kim Kardashian could've saved herself from potential heartache. (But seriously, this time it’s going to last!)
Months after Reggie Bush celebrated his Super Bowl victory by kicking her to the curb, Kardashian has bounced back into the loving arms of another NFL star who is apparently looking to win the affection of a divorcee with a critically acclaimed sex tape and Brody Jenner’s home telephone number.
Miles Austin, a Pro Bowl Wide Receiver with the Dallas Cowboys, is now reportedly throwing away years of hard work by romantically linking himself to a girl who once thought Ray-J was a good life decision.
According to one source, Kardashian’s mother wants her to be married before her 30th birthday which happens to be four months from now, so the timing could not be any better/creepier.
Pressure to propose, an overbearing mother-in-law, and the chance to have every marital dispute shown on national television? There’s no way this thing ends badly!
Then again, at least it’s not Jessica Simpson.
(Note: It was actually a Spanish gentleman by the name of George Santayan who deserves credit for the quote.)
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