Some Stuff About Me To Start
OK, aside from the fact that I'm nearly 40 and have a missus and a bunch of cats, the main thing that keeps me entertained is football.
Not the ridiculous sport that Americans like to call football, but the real thing. The one where you actually kick a ball with your feet. That football. Specifically Premiership football - you know, Manchester United, Arsenal...all of those.
If anyone doesn't understand the appeal, then they've either never watched an Arsenal v Spurs derby or they are living on another planet.