5:00am
Cops O: The Runaways
5:00am
Cops O: Perfume Takedown
5:00am
Cops O: Batter Up
5:00am
Cops O: Mohawked Cleaning Service
5:00am
Paid Programming - Cont
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
9:00am
Walking Tall (2004)
11:00am
XXX (2002)
2:00pm
Cops O: Crash Landing
2:30pm
Cops O: That's My Grill
5:30pm
Jail: Big Texas
8:00pm
Cops O: Heat of the Moment
8:30pm
Cops O: Crash Landing
12:00am
Cops O: Heat of the Moment
1:00am
1:30am
2:00am
2:30am
3:00am
3:30am
Jail: Big Texas
5:00am
Cops O: Tazed and Confused
5:00am
Cops O: Put Your Clothes Back On
5:00am
Cops O: Cruisin' the Neighborhood
5:00am
Cops O: Step Away from the Cutlery
5:00am
Paid Programming - Cont
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
5:00am
Paid Program (30)
9:00am
Xtreme Off Road: XOR Adventure Ride
9:30am
Engine Power: Making A Mustang Monster
10:30am
Detroit Muscle: Barn Find Chevelle: Interior and Panel Repair
11:00am
Fast Five (2011)
2:00pm
2 Fast 2 Furious
4:30pm
The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006): Fast and the Furious, The: Tokyo Drift (2006)
7:00pm
Fast Five (2011)
10:00pm
2 Fast 2 Furious

Is Amy Winehouse the Next Dr. Seuss?

by dsussman   April 23, 2009 at 1:00PM  |  Views: 153

As if the world didn’t need any more problems, Amy Winehouse is going to write a children’s book. Run for your lives, people!

This odd news came after the admission from her spokesman that she might want to adopt a child. Star magazine has reported that wacky Winehouse is planning to pen a children’s book upon being inspired by her rocker friend Pete Doherty. Amy also wants to release a book of her original poems.

“She really wants to write a children’s book one day so thought a book of poems would be great practice,” a source tells the publication. “Pete Doherty once told her that poetry was a good way to express yourself so she thought writing a book of poems about her life would be a fine start.”

Supposedly one of her “poems is called ‘Desire’ and is based on her yearning to be loved and to give love.” the source revealed. “Amy is so happy with the results she’s even let her bodyguard read her scribbles to understand her.”

Possible titles for both Amy’s planned children’s book and book of poems haven’t been made public, but Crack Pipe Cathy would work just fine for me.

Source: Leon Neal/Getty Images

Most Liked Videos This Week

THE DAILY FOUR