Seriously, Tiger? Another Porn Star?

March 24, 2010

For a guy who seems to have a mild problem staying faithful to one woman, Tiger Woods sure has shown a shocking lack of creativity when selecting any of his 15 mistresses. Honestly, it’s like he’s committing monogamous adultery.

The most recent woman to come forward in the parade of delusion is a blonde adult entertainment actress from the Orlando area who claims that she and Woods had a “deep and meaningful” relationship filled with crazy sex and extensive text messaging for over two years. (I actually copy and pasted that statement from an article I wrote about mistresses one, three, and seven. It’s just easier at this point.)

Devon James, not to be confused with Joslyn James (another porn star Woods slept with - presumably to avoid typing a new last name in his cell phone), claims she met the golf superstar through an escort service. Woods reportedly spent $2,000 to secure the services of James and one other woman for a “two-girl party.”

She described the sex as “dirty” and that Woods preferred to be the dominant partner in bed. Oh, and for those of you wondering about the size of his penis, James claimed Woods was well-endowed.

This is why people think golf is boring. At least when NBA players cheat on their wives they show a little imagination and commitment to diversity.

Photo: New York Daily News

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