Sure, the San Jose Sharks are once again on track to give their fanbase a devastating first round loss, but at least they're finding creative and soul-crushing new ways to lose games they're heavily favored to win. (Like scoring on their own goal during overtime.)
Watch how Dan Boyle steps up and ensures that his top-ranked team remains the single most underachieving franchise in recent NHL playoff history.
At this point, Sharks management is waiting for a consolation muffin basket from Tracy McGrady.
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