Free Massages with Your Nintendo DS

by Reverend_Danger   December 01, 2008 at 3:58PM  |  Views: 105

Because Nintendo knows exactly how dangerously addictive their handheld DS is, they’ve gone ahead and started a campaign where you go and get a massage while you play a DS for free.  This is like when crack cocaine was invented.  It’s cheap, hyper-addictive, and white.  Get to your local Westfield shopping center to get your fix.