In this blog, we explore the man-jestic nature of one of God's greatest gifts using rhyme for extra "edutainment."
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A is for A-frame, the shape in your pants.
B is for blood, filling in capillaries’ cracks.
C is for your c***, which rises with the sun.
D is for dong, a word that’s lots of fun.
E is for ecstasy, which can cause priapism.
F is for fellatio, to bridge any schism.
G is for girls, the targets for your boner.
H is for half-chub, in need of some toner.
I is for id, the fuel take for your love rocket.
J is for jerkin’ it, when no ladies are on the docket.
K is for KY Jelly, to keep things smooth.
L is for lover, on whom you put moves.
M is for maidenhead, the front gates for your stiffy.
N is for no condom, a proposition that is iffy.
O is for o-face, an inevitable pantomime.
P is for porn, it has its own place and time.
Q is for quickie, like a sprint race for dicks.
R is for reverse cowgirl, a great way to get kicks.
S is for Suicide Girls, they’re a sure-fire prescription.
T is for tattoos, always giving us erections.
U is for uvula, your girl’s oral finish line.
V is for vulva, a favorite of mine.
W is for wide-body, for those of us buyin’ Magnums.
X is for x-treme, because tantric sex is tiresome.
Y is for youth, a training ground for wood.
Z is doing like ZZ Top, “Use it like a new boy should.”