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Mantenna – Britney Spears Has Secrets

by dsussman   August 26, 2011 at 5:00PM  |  Views: 2,440
Britney Spears has a few secrets, half of America will soon be obese, and Lenny Dykstra is charged with indecent exposure…the Mantenna is ready for impact!

Britney Spears Has Secrets

Britney Spears Secrets Mantenna
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What's Britney Spears' secret to success? It's keeping secrets. The sexy pop star says she keeps her sanity by keeping her personal life private. In an all-encompassing interview, the 29-year-old revealed she goes to sleep at 10.30pm every night, has no gray hairs and would be a teacher if she weren't a pop superstar. Britney says she likes to keep people guessing, saying, "Sometimes it's our secrets that define us." Spears says she's purposely guarded about her personal life and that the public only knows "half" of the real person behind the pop star. The "I Wanna Go" singer also reveals her biggest mistake in life is not trusting her instincts. She says, "It's just about listening to your gut in different situations. I've learned to trust my instincts over the years but it definitely took time." [People]

Half of America Will Soon Be Obese

Come 2030 half of all U.S. adults will be obese, according to a new study. In a report published in The Lancet and based on an analysis of stats dating from 1988 to 2008, the number of obese adult will rise from 99 million in 2008 to 164 million by 2030. This will mean 50 percent of men (up 18 percent) and 45 percent of women (up 10 percent) will be classified as obese. Obesity is classified as having a Body Mass Index of over 30. The report does not include the number of people who will be overweight (a BMI of 25-29.9), meaning the vast majority of U.S. adults will be at the tipping end of the scales by 2030. The cost of America's increased waistline will be staggering. The report states the price of treating obesity-related diseases will rise to $66 billion a year by 2030. America, it's time to hit the treadmill. [USA Today]

Lenny Dykstra Charged with Indecent Exposure

Lenny Dykstra Mantenna Charged
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Former baseball stud Lenny Dykstra was charged yesterday with exposing himself to a number of women who answered his Craigslist employment posts. According to Los Angeles city prosecutors via TMZ, Dykstra was hit with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure and could also face up to six months in prison plus a $1,000 fine per count if convicted. "He would inform them that they also needed to give him a massage and then he would take off his clothes and expose himself to them," Los Angeles City Attorney's spokesman Frank Mateljan said. This dude really needs to finds some new hobbies as soon as possible. [TMZ]

Jedi Cat Fight! Kittens Go Paw-to-Paw in a Lightsaber Battle

The Internet holds a strong monopoly on three very hot properties: videos of kittens, fan-made Lightsaber battles, and pornography. And since our attorneys will only let us show you two of those things, we've found a video that combines them in one bout of digital awesomeness. Video mavens FinalCutKing caught two of their precious little darlings get into a bit of a scuffle in the living room and instead of breaking them up and teaching them proper pet etiquette the way any normal pet owner would, he instead ran to his video camera to capture the two on film. When these cats do battle, they do just that. Instead of engaging in some wussy kitty battle, the two pick up a pair of Lightsabers and begin to throw down using their cat-like reflexes to match their Jedi prowess. I'm not a cat person but if these were up for adoption, I would give them a home and matching Luke and Vader cats outfits in a heartbeat. Check it. [Neatorama]