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This former telecommunications giant made billions in profits and refused to pay his tax bill for five years, amounting an overdue bill of just around $200 million in unpaid taxes, the largest tax bill in U.S. history. He not only hid $365 million of his earnings in dummy companies and offshore accounts, but he even had the balls to claim that he made $126 million one year and then only $67,939 in the following year. The IRS might be a group of money-hungry simpletons with greed clouding their every erotic thought, but I'm sure they know how to operate a calculator.
1. Victoria Wofford
Of course, it's not the size of a cheater's bank account that gives them a huge pair of anatomically-correct truck nuts. Hell, usually gender doesn't even enter into the equation.
This travel agent and romance-novelist-turned-credit-card-fraudster amassed $25 million in false charges against one credit card company in just four years, using cards connected to accounts from some of her high-priced clients. When the cops slapped the cuffs on her and hauled her before the judge, she had the unmitigated gall to claim that her "sleep apnea" drove her to a life of crime. Now that she's in jail, I'm sure that being woken up by her raging sleeping disorder is the only thing keeping her from finding a new place to hide a shiv.