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Get Your Hands on Eva Mendes' Sex Tape

by girls   August 03, 2010 at 6:21PM  |  Views: 3,633

Yep, Eva Mendes is selling her own sex tape. Literally. See it after the jump.

This is “the sex tape everyone has been waiting for” and according to the people releasing it, “you won't believe what kinds of positions she gets into.” There is no doubt that Eva Mendes is selling her own sex tape. However it’s not the type of tape you’d expect the sexy actress to be hawking.

The sex tape in question is actually just tape. According to the folks at Funny or Die, who made the video, the sex tape is actually S. EX. Tape, which stands for “Secure Extremely Well.” It’s basically gaffer’s tape and an excuse to make jokes about what you could do with Eva Mendes’ sex tape. For instance Eva Mendes’ sex tape will take care of the “nastiest, dirtiest and flexible problems you have,” like “rain gutters.” Comedy gold? Well, may be not.

This is not the first time Funny or Die have taken the sex tape angle to grab attention. They did it in 2007 with another Eva, Eva Longoria. Back then it worked a charm. This time it just leaves you feeling dirty. And not in a good way.

Source: Funny or Die

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